This blasted squirrel must be a genius. We heard him again yesterday. He is still up there - laughing at my carpentry and spitting upon my trap (who doesn't like PB&J with the crusts cut off?).
Perhaps you should use that "nuts and honey" cereal... remember the TV comercials that had the squirrel stealing the person's cereal? (random I know - but it's crazy enough that it just might work)
Pat, In all seriousness, I think you should abandon your efforts and bring in the heavy weapons. Buy a pellet gun and a sweet scope, then hone up on your sniper skills and make your own "nest"
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At 12:10 PM, Janelle said…
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At 12:11 PM, Janelle said…
Perhaps you should use that "nuts and honey" cereal... remember the TV comercials that had the squirrel stealing the person's cereal?
(random I know - but it's crazy enough that it just might work)
At 12:57 PM, Anonymous said…
Pat,
In all seriousness, I think you should abandon your efforts and bring in the heavy weapons.
Buy a pellet gun and a sweet scope, then hone up on your sniper skills and make your own "nest"
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