Revelations

Well, well, well. Looks like I was wrong about Squirrel all along. No, this does not mean that I have had a change of heart. What I mean is that I have been referring to Squirrel as a male. However, it appears that Squirrel is a FEMALE. And, in case you were wondering, no, this does not make things better. In fact, it makes things much, much worse!

While I was upstairs the other day, I heard Squirrel’s heavy thundering footsteps cross the ceiling. Squirrel stopped right above me. This is when I heard my nightmare multiply. Yes, that is correct - the nightmare multiplied. Squeaks! I heard multiple squeaks coming from the attic. So not only do I have a lead-footed rodent chewing up my house, but she made a nest in my attic and brought more furry evil into the world.

I will have to alter my plans slightly: Squirrel [and her evil offspring] must leave. . . .